Sunday, 6 May 2007

War on our Doorstep!

It finally happened!

Unable to stand the loss of their Kaiserin no longer, and having been led to believe that she was kidnapped in the name of the Guvnah himself, Neualtenburg invaded Caledon!

The Guvnah and one of the members of the Tiny Company (known as the gun bunnies) assigned as his bodyguard.

Myself and Colour Sergeant Smashcan discuss the defence capabilities of the newly opened Steam Sky City with the Guvnah. Sadly recent events have rendered my left arm requiring a clockwork replacment.

Flying high overhead the SMS Brunhilde rained devastation on the Guvnah's Mansion.

Miss Tombola's impressive acrobatic skills.

The Caledon Air Corp respond to the menace.

From bad to worse: the Neualtenburg Hussar regiment follow up.

The Caledon Militia arrive to defend the Mansion.

And open fire at the enemy.

The chaos of battle

The Guvnah is ushered away from the battle.

But is followed relentlessly by the horrible sausage eaters (this one about to have his ankles savaged by one of the gun bunnies)

The Guvnah protests his innocence in the involvement with the Kaiserin's arrest.

Miss Garmes is grievously wounded in the fray, throwing herself in front of a bullet aimed at the Guvnah

Colour Sergeant Smashcan has the wind knocked out of his sails.

So what did they achieve? The Pointy Helmeted Goblins have besmirched the honour of Caledon, invading our sovereign territory and causing injury and destruction to her people and her Guvnah.

We can not let this go unanswered! Anyone could see that the Guvnah was not behind the kidnap. The ransom demand for lindens and chilled red wine was enough to prove that. But still Neualtenburg invades. If every little mouse of a country tries to invade Caledon where will that leave us? They must be taught a lesson!


emillyorr said...

Oh my goodness!

I take one day off from my normal routine, and everything falls into chaos!

Honestly, you people. Profane utterances at dances and bloodshed at the Mansion. Tsk.

Amber_Palowakski said...

*sobs at the scenes of chaos and mayhem, and desparately seeks a way to escape the Underworld so that she can return to defend her beloved Caledon*

Zoe Connolly said...

Good Lord!

If I may be of assistance in the aid of Caledon's defense, do let me know.